Terms of service

đź‘‘ Terms of Service

Last updated: JUNE 24, 2025

Welcome to Your Majesty-Tees, where freedom rings, gators nap, and t-shirts rule the land. By visiting our site, buying our stuff, or just creeping through like a raccoon in the night, you agree to the following terms. Don’t worry, we’ll keep it light — but legally binding.

🛍️ 1. Using Our Site

By using this site, you confirm that you're at least 18 years old (or supervised by someone who pays taxes and knows what “interest rates” are). You agree not to use our site for shady stuff like hacking, phishing, or pretending to be a Florida Man impersonator.

đź’ł 2. Purchases

When you buy something, you agree:

  • To provide legit payment info

  • That your card isn’t stolen or cursed

  • That you’re cool with us charging you for awesome merch

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders if something smells fishy (metaphorically or otherwise).

📦 3. Shipping & Delivery

We do our best to get your gear to you ASAP. That said, once we hand it over to the postal powers that be, it’s out of our hands. If your package gets delayed because a hurricane, alien invasion, or Kyle’s lunch break — bear with us.

🧻 4. Returns & Refunds

See our Return & Refund Policy — it’s hilarious and helpful. TL;DR: You’ve got 30 days, and the shirt better not smell like regret.

🧠 5. Intellectual Property

All content on this site — logos, product names, designs, and slogans — is the royal property of Your Majesty-Tees. Don’t steal it. We’ll find you. (And we know people with Photoshop.)

đź”’ 6. Privacy

We won’t sell your data to shady dudes in trench coats. Your info is safe with us — scout’s honor. For more info, check our [Privacy Policy].

đźš« 7. Banned Behavior

Don’t do the following:

  • Hack our site

  • Spam our inbox

  • Threaten our staff

  • Attempt to return a shirt clearly worn during a swamp wrestling match

🛠️ 8. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to update these terms whenever we feel like it (but we’ll try not to do it too often). Keep checking back — or don’t. Just know you’re bound by the latest version once it's posted.

⚖️ 9. Legal Stuff

This site is operated under the laws of the State of Florida — so basically, we’re laid-back but serious when it matters. Any disputes will be settled in a courtroom, not a backyard wrestling ring.

🙌 10. Questions?

Hit us up at nickt@hut1promotions.com. We’re friendly, fast(ish), and fluent in both English and sarcasm.

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